Kareem vs. McDonalds Bitch
Kareem: Can I get two McChickens and a double cheeseburger?
McDonalds Bitch: No you may not.
Kareem: The fuck you mean "No you may not"?
McDonalds Bitch: Not on the late night menu sir...
Everyone In The Car: Hahahaha good one, woman.
It was cold today.
Me: I'm cold.
Kareem: Yeah, but are you cold or is it just your heart?
Kareem: Was that low and hurtful?
Me: Eh, yeah.
Kareem: Well not like you have a heart so it wouldn't hurt you.
Me vs. Sentimentality
Me: This bitch tryna get sentimental on me, I'll say the truth. Because it's a no holds bar match against me. The cold, dark truth.
Me: CAUSE SHE'S UP AGAINST COLD HEARTLESS ICE!
Joe: Def, you don't have a heart. So what did you tell her?
Me: I said that getting drunk can make you calmer in life, like it did for me. Said "So yeah, get drunk. It's amazing and it shows how much life can be clearer even if it's not good. It'll be clearer and calm. Calm is always good."
Edward’s like you…when you stare at a girl, but you know when to...
Resident Evil, fuckin anyone with a brain over.
Joe: Dude, I couldn't force myself to finish that demo. Because I got a fuckin dude charging at me with a chainsaw while my partner is laying in her own blood.
Joe: And I'm standing in the corner with my little dagger, I said fuck it.
Me: You don't dagger a chainsaw.
Joe: I shot the guy in the face five times with the rifle and that towel head just ate it.
Me: They aren't human, they're just super powered zombies...That happen to be African. Eh, you gotta learn the Resident Evil series and it's ways.
Joe: Learn how it fucks anyone with a brain over? I mean for one second you think outta the box, you can see that game is a grade A piece of shit...But yeah, let me hold the game.
Me: Hahahaha, it's not mine dude.
"Why're you on Spring Break?"
Me: My brother's stupid as shit. Asking me why I'm on Spring Break and shit, what the fuck kinda question is that?
Joe: Hahaha cause a lil man named Jesus.
Me: Or SDP.
Me: School District of Philadelphia.
Joe: No! Jesus. Cause of Easter you dumb shit. Hahaha bow to him.
Me: Sure, when I learn how to fuckin suck my own dick.
I'm so not "madetolurk*"
Tumblr is a big fat flaming thunder cunt. It’s raining out. Fuck the world, NOT MY VIDEO GAME WORLD THOUGH. CAUSE THAT IS WHERE I WILL BE FOR THE WHOLE DAY PROBABLY. I need something to do with myself, I wanna punch babies. END NOT REALLY. I would go out, but once again it’s raining. Jesus needs to stop pissin on the world and get some punkbitches. *www.madetolurk.tumblr.com